NOLBA Week, Day 4

Look, we all enjoy what my wife would call "crockpot" sex. It lasts awhile, the heat stays on, and you get to enjoy each others company.

At NOLBA, we know you don't always have a lot of time, so here are a few ideas to get in the mood fast (shout out to health.com)

1. Break a sweat - Working out increases blood flow which is an immediate libido booster. Working out by dancing? Even better. Digger will show you how!

2. Turn up the heat - One of my favorite commercials said it best; I'm SPICY!
Chili triggers the release of endorphins, which will get your game going.

3. Dig up those honeymoon photos - Spending time remembering good times can help you get in the mood.
Therese and I knew a family who professionally recorded our wedding as their gift to us. We've been married over 5 years.... and should get the video any day now.

How's your progress? Everyone keeping up? :)

NOLBA: When once a night isn't enough

Ladies and gentlemen,

It was in 2001 that our President, George W. Bush, saw a severe problem in the United States. Using keen insight, he quickly enacted into federal law NOLBA.

While NOLBA is a controversial law, woman around the country quickly rallied behind it. The law authorizes a number of federal programs aiming to improve the performance of American men across all states, counties, cities, and towns.

While the focus of the law is on women, a number of men have also lined up behind it to support the various facets of the law.

As stated by the President: "Accountability is incredibly important for the marriage institution. People shouldn't fear accountability. They ought to welcome an accountability system as a useful tool to make sure no orgasm is left behind."

The No Orgasm Left Behind Act of 2002 is an incredibly powerful and useful tool when used correctly, but the key to it all, as noted by our President, is accountability. In that spirit we have formed the NOLBA Society, designed to help keep each other accountable. Orgasms are important on numerous levels and we will not allow them to be lightly tossed aside.

The NOLBA Society is holding a orgasm-fest the week of September 1st. Those who join are pledging to do whatever it takes, however kinky, to ensure that their spouse achieves orgasm during every sexual encounter of that week.

In addition, participants will share ideas and encourage each other during this week to ensure that, truly, no orgasm is left behind.

If you are interested in joining the NOLBA Society, please leave a comment on this post. We believe that by helping each other, we help ourselves.

Come and Join us.